Tag Archives: podcast

A Podcast and Book Suggestion (You Made It Weird/Winter’s Bone)

Iliza Shlesinger on You Made It Weird I was pretty excited when I saw that Iliza Shlesinger was on an episode of the You Made It Weird podcast (hosted by Pete Holmes) this week, and by pretty excited I mean … Continue reading

Posted in crap | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

I Haven’t Went To The Bathroom Yet

I had a charming little semblance of a day, yeah? The cloudless winter days are the coldest. That isn’t a factual statement by any means, it’s just something I’ve noticed in my life. I have my theory, and I did … Continue reading

Posted in crap | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

I Can Only Think Of 46 Other Times When I’ve Been More Disappointed In A Pornstar

On this week, or maybe last week, or many many weeks ago, or quite possibly some time in future weeks, of the podcast Chris and I got together to discuss items that no one, including ourselves, care about, such as … Continue reading

Posted in podcast | Tagged , , , , , , | 25 Comments

Should I Feel Ashamed That I Actually Want To See Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes?

I woke up roughly around midnight which is not good considering I just figured out my helping my mother with work tomorrow schedule and it turns out I won’t be able to get all the work done possibly until ten … Continue reading

Posted in crap | Tagged , , , , , | 1 Comment

If Trees Could Think

I’d like to think that trees really can think. And I think these are their five most common thoughts. 5: Why is this kid peeing on me? 4: Holy mother of God someone’s cutting me down! 3: I want to … Continue reading

Posted in crap | Tagged , , , , , | 2 Comments

If My Hands Were A Million Penises I Guess I’d Wash Them

I advocate the use of urinal divides at every urinal. I don’t want to see some guy’s penis, especially while he’s peeing, but even more especially when he’s holding it to aim better while he’s peeing, because then it’s way … Continue reading

Posted in crap | Tagged , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

If I Peed Myself

I can’t imagine what I would do if I ever pissed myself during class. I especially can’t imagine doing it now, if I were in a college class. Actually I know exactly what I would do. I’d pawn it off … Continue reading

Posted in podcast | Tagged , , , , , | 2 Comments

Annoying Girl In History Class

There seems to be a positive (yet ironically negative in a different sense) correlation with my age and how easy it is to annoy me. Each year that passes it seems like people chew their gum louder and louder. I’m … Continue reading

Posted in crap | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

I AM GOING TO CRUSH THE MOON

If you want to hear me read the story or hear me talk about the story click on the link and you shall be taken to a magical world filled with nasally drones. link to nasally drones The Story begins … Continue reading

Posted in crap | Tagged , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

A little writing and a few links

I just got back from the store (and why are you blogging about it?) well let me get to the point will you (let’s be honest, we both know there will be no point) there will, it just doesn’t necessarily … Continue reading

Posted in Life, podcast | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments