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A Podcast and Book Suggestion (You Made It Weird/Winter’s Bone)

Iliza Shlesinger on You Made It Weird I was pretty excited when I saw that Iliza Shlesinger was on an episode of the You Made It Weird podcast (hosted by Pete Holmes) this week, and by pretty excited I mean … Continue reading

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I Haven’t Went To The Bathroom Yet

I had a charming little semblance of a day, yeah? The cloudless winter days are the coldest. That isn’t a factual statement by any means, it’s just something I’ve noticed in my life. I have my theory, and I did … Continue reading

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I Can Only Think Of 46 Other Times When I’ve Been More Disappointed In A Pornstar

On this week, or maybe last week, or many many weeks ago, or quite possibly some time in future weeks, of the podcast Chris and I got together to discuss items that no one, including ourselves, care about, such as … Continue reading

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Should I Feel Ashamed That I Actually Want To See Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes?

I woke up roughly around midnight which is not good considering I just figured out my helping my mother with work tomorrow schedule and it turns out I won’t be able to get all the work done possibly until ten … Continue reading

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If Trees Could Think

I’d like to think that trees really can think. And I think these are their five most common thoughts. 5: Why is this kid peeing on me? 4: Holy mother of God someone’s cutting me down! 3: I want to … Continue reading

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If My Hands Were A Million Penises I Guess I’d Wash Them

I advocate the use of urinal divides at every urinal. I don’t want to see some guy’s penis, especially while he’s peeing, but even more especially when he’s holding it to aim better while he’s peeing, because then it’s way … Continue reading

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If I Peed Myself

I can’t imagine what I would do if I ever pissed myself during class. I especially can’t imagine doing it now, if I were in a college class. Actually I know exactly what I would do. I’d pawn it off … Continue reading

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