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Yeppers Part 1 (there’s no part 2)

After an inability to sleep for more than an hour without being interrupted I woke up in the dark longing for a kiss, almost needing it. As I lightly kissed the air directly above my mattress I felt stupid, but … Continue reading

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An Asshole

12-18-11 There’s this girl here who looks very simlar to Kat Dennings, but not quite as made up, which makes her more attractive…to me. I’m on break from helping my mother with work at this theater in Canby, Oregon, a … Continue reading

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Bedtime Thoughts 27 – Spoiler Alert: She Didn’t Call Back

I stupidly called Her. Not stupidly because I want to get back to being really close with Her even though she’s still a thousand miles away and things have continually failed to work in the past, but stupidly because I’m … Continue reading

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I Apologize To Any Women Who Was Repeatedly Called A Cunt As A Child

I don’t know what the deal with me and the word cunt is. I never feel bad saying it. I never feel bad calling a girl a cunt, and I never feel bad calling a guy a cunt. That’s probably … Continue reading

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Bedtime Thoughts 26 – Hair In The Bathroom

About an hour or so ago I went into the bathroom, mostly to take a piss but also it’s nice to have a room to walk into where I know there’s a 65% chance I’m gonna get angry, and I … Continue reading

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Bedtime Thoughts 25 – I Can’t Sleep At Night

First of all before I even start writing and you even start reading I should inform you that this exact moment is a great example of how my life works. As you’ll come to find out shortly while reading this, … Continue reading

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