Tag Archives: goals

1-19-14

As I write this I have cat furs stuck in so many parts of my month. All I did was pet my cat for a few seconds and now the air circulating my room is a flutter with small grey … Continue reading

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1-17-14

I went 3 for 5. So I guess I didn’t do too terribly on my goals yesterday (today. Why am I referring to today as yesterday already?). Surprisingly I did wake up at ten and after sticking three frozen waffles … Continue reading

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1-16-14

So this is this (not wise to use ‘this’ twice in the first four words) thing I’m going to try out doing where every night (or probably just tonight and never again) I’m going to write down the things I … Continue reading

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My Incredibly Impossible Goals For The Year

These are my real resolutions people, not joke resolutions to get pity laughs. *None of these resolutions are in fact my real resolutions but rather joke resolutions to get pity laughs, and I never claimed that any of these would … Continue reading

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This is my Civil War (maybe just a bit of an exaggeration)

The horror begun at the ripe age of ten. I know it seems far too cliché, but I’m quite certain that I was watching Baywatch. I don’t know if it was because of Pamela Anderson, or Carmen Electra, or Traci … Continue reading

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