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If Trees Could Think

I’d like to think that trees really can think. And I think these are their five most common thoughts. 5: Why is this kid peeing on me? 4: Holy mother of God someone’s cutting me down! 3: I want to … Continue reading

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Thinking In a Red Bunk Bed

I was lying in bed the other day when something great to write about popped in my head. Quickly after that I realized that I think of the most interesting things, and am quite possibly at my funniest, when I … Continue reading

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