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Getting Progress: Part 2

In short: I got zero progress this week. In long: I spent way too much time being depressed this week. I’m not even really sure what the fuck I was depressed about. I didn’t work out much this week, so … Continue reading

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#42 It’s Cool, We Can Still Be Friends….there’ll be benefits, right?

#42 It’s Cool, We Can Still Be Friends by Bright Eyes This song always eventually reminds me of Eva, but not at all for the reasons the song would imply, and also note I said eventually (because you assume your … Continue reading

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#43 Masturbate, Procrastinate, Repeat and Relax

#43 Chemo Limo by Regina Spektor This is the song that started it all for me and Regina Spektor; our first date, our first kiss, our first marriage, our first kid, our first divorce, my first stalking her, our second … Continue reading

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Please Tell Me Someone Gets the Irony in the Ending

I’m feeling like shit today. Not physically. Physically I just feel tired and super lazy, but that’s normal, especially for a Sunday. Mentally is where I’m not doing so great. My mental status isn’t normally terrific, but this past month … Continue reading

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The Buffet

I just got back from the buffet and once again I have realized what I always realize. That being that the buffet is where poor people go when they’re splurging on a meal. I guess the middle class go to … Continue reading

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Quite Possibly My Biggest Failure Ever?

Well I’ve done it, I’ve completed my mission and gone eighteen days without masturbating (the goal was to go the rest of the year without masturbating) oh, well I definitely failed at that. That’s right people, to quote the great … Continue reading

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more updates on the challenge

Day 7: Memo to self: stop looking at Scarlett Johansson, it makes you way too horny. Day 8: Today I hung out at Thai Son’s house with a bunch of other friends and we had some good conversations and some … Continue reading

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