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#76 MakeDamnSure by Taking Back Sunday

“I just wanna break you down so badly, while I trip over everything you say. I just wanna break you down so badly, in the worst way. I’m gonna make damn sure that you can’t ever leave. No, you won’t … Continue reading

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The Jerk Report: I Wonder If Andy Samberg Where’s A Thong?

Girl who sat in front of me during the History test – I had a History test the other day in my, ironically, History Class. I sat down in the back corner of the class, which is my favorite place … Continue reading

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The Jerk Report: Ugh!

That thing where you know the name of someone but you can’t think of it at the time and then later at some random moment you remember the name – This happened to me last week when someone brought up … Continue reading

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The Jerk Report: who likes naps and cereal?

Naps – You’re too wonderful. I keep getting home and I’m so tired but it’s not time to sleep yet but I keep taking naps and it throws me so off schedule that I end up only getting two hours … Continue reading

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The Jerk Report: A lazy effort

Serena Williams – In this past week’s US Open tennis tournament Serena Williams got in trouble for threatening a line judge in a tennis match after the line judge had penalized her for a foot fault, otherwise known has Serena … Continue reading

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The Jerk Report

I stole the concept of the Jerk Report from Dave Dameshek. Yes, the same Dave Dameshek none of you have ever heard of. Puking – The other day I had some Cranberry-Apple juice. When I took a sip of it … Continue reading

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