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Thoughts On a Brutal Survivor Episode

I’m a few hours removed but I still find tonight’s (or last night’s) episode of Survivor the most heart wrenching episode of Survivor I’ve ever seen, and this is coming from someone who wasn’t even a fan of Brenda – … Continue reading

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Thoughts On The Season 2 Finale of Girls

When the season 2 finale of Girls ended I was confused with my emotions. All of the girls (minus Jessa) had ostensibly happy endings. Hannah gets rescued by a shirtless, door breaking-down Adam, Marnie gets to have brown babies and … Continue reading

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It’s All A Lie Except For Those God Damn Truths

The boy is exhausted. He forces the last few inches of water in his bottle down his throat. His body wants him to slow down, but he wants to be hydrated. He likes being hydrated. He hates peeing 15 times … Continue reading

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Best Animated Short According to Some Guy

This is the only Oscar category this year that I have any right of having an opinion on, and in less time than it’d take to watch just one of the Best Picture nominees you could watch all five of … Continue reading

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February 7th

It’s five o’clock in the morning. I am listening to the Todd Glass Show. I am pooping. I am reading Mindy Kaling’s book. I am pooping again. I am listening to music. I am not sleeping. I am being annoyed … Continue reading

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A Podcast and Book Suggestion (You Made It Weird/Winter’s Bone)

Iliza Shlesinger on You Made It Weird I was pretty excited when I saw that Iliza Shlesinger was on an episode of the You Made It Weird podcast (hosted by Pete Holmes) this week, and by pretty excited I mean … Continue reading

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Somewhat a Book Review of This Is Where I Leave You by Jonathan Tropper

As mentioned in a previous blog post Jonathon Tropper’s This Is Where I Leave You was suggested for me to read by Rider Strong (who also suggested it to anyone listening to Literary Disco, the podcast about books he does … Continue reading

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I Write Words Mostly

I’m not even supposed to be writing right now. I’m supposed to be in bed sleeping because I’ve felt like shit the entire day, but not the kind of shit anyone would feel sorry about. It’s the lazy kind of … Continue reading

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I Drank Three Cups of Tea Today

I was walking to my friend Christopher’s house to go do the podcast and there was this girl walking a little ways in front of me. When she got to the point where she either had to turn left or … Continue reading

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The Worst Book Reveiw I’ve Ever Written: Sarah Silverman’s The Bedwetter

I just finished reading Sarah Silverman’s book The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption and Pee. It took me about 3 weeks to get through the first 40 pages, by no fault of the book. I’ve just been going through one … Continue reading

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