Category Archives: Bed Time Thoughts

It’s All A Lie Except For Those God Damn Truths

The boy is exhausted. He forces the last few inches of water in his bottle down his throat. His body wants him to slow down, but he wants to be hydrated. He likes being hydrated. He hates peeing 15 times … Continue reading

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Take two. I said, “Take two,” God damn it! So here I am, starting with take two. I guess I technically started with take one, whatever “take one” is, so this would be take two. Editor’s Note: There is no … Continue reading

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Bedtime Thoughts 27 – Spoiler Alert: She Didn’t Call Back

I stupidly called Her. Not stupidly because I want to get back to being really close with Her even though she’s still a thousand miles away and things have continually failed to work in the past, but stupidly because I’m … Continue reading

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Bedtime Thoughts 26 – Hair In The Bathroom

About an hour or so ago I went into the bathroom, mostly to take a piss but also it’s nice to have a room to walk into where I know there’s a 65% chance I’m gonna get angry, and I … Continue reading

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Bedtime Thoughts 25 – I Can’t Sleep At Night

First of all before I even start writing and you even start reading I should inform you that this exact moment is a great example of how my life works. As you’ll come to find out shortly while reading this, … Continue reading

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Bedtime Thoughts 20

It is bedtime, and these are my thoughts. I have an endless supply of porn – meaning I have a computer and internet connection, not that my family owns a portion of a pornography company – I shouldn’t be allowed … Continue reading

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