About an hour or so ago I went into the bathroom, mostly to take a piss but also it’s nice to have a room to walk into where I know there’s a 65% chance I’m gonna get angry, and I found little hairs all over the toilet seat, the cushioned part. There was also hair on the floor, in the sink that’s constantly clogged, so much to the point that we use the bathtub to wash our hands in (that’s completely true) – except apparently everyone decides to use the sink until it’s filled with water after a day and takes a two weeks to drain – and there was hair in the bathtub, enough to clog the hair protector thing in the drain. This infuriated, but did not shock, me.
What human being thinks this is okay? It’s a family member of mine, probably my little brother, or maybe it’s not a family member and its his girlfriend, or most likely it’s both of them, but despite me sharing blood with the person, or at least sharing blood with the person who shares his fluids with this person, I’m not afraid to say this person is bad at being a human being.
Now you may think I’m being harsh, although it’s more likely you agree with me because you, reader, are a good human being, and would never leave all this hair, clearly from a haircut, in four different spots in the bathroom. That’s what really bugs me. It’s not like the person cut their hair then hopped in the shower and forgot to clear the drain strainer thing. Although that thing is never clean except after I shower, even though none of my hair is in it, or after I enter the bathroom to pee, wash my hands in the bathtub, then notice the strainer is clogged, get fucking annoyed, and clean the disgusting hair out of it myself. This person got their hair on the floor and didn’t care, in the bathtub and didn’t care, in the sink and didn’t care, and all over the toilet seat and didn’t care.
Maybe a person doesn’t notice one or two of those messes, but they at least notice half. So this person carelessly blew off cleaning their mess. And they’re cutting their hair, so they know there’s going to be a mess, so they knew to look for a mess afterwards. Or maybe after they cut their hair they looked in the mirror and thought, “Hmm, ironically after cutting my hair I’m missing a lot of hair. I wonder where it went? Must have evaporated into another dimension.” I strongly doubt this person is that dumb. Probably close to that dumb, but my money is on much more lazy than dumb. They probably thought, “Holy crap, that’s a lot of hair in the sink and bathtub and on the floor and toilet seat. Maybe I should clean that up? Nah, I gotta get back to leaving nasty comments on youtube and saying nigga because I’m white so I can’t say nigger because I’ll get my ass beat, but I’m still hardcore so that’s why I say nigga. Instead I’ll just let Quentin’s pussy ass clean this mess up. He’s so considerate, always cleaning up other people’s messes when he’s not in his room sulking over being lonely. What a dumb ass.”
P.S the mythical pussy ass is the favorite fantasy of bisexual men.